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dstod:

i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded 

dstod:

i asked my dad if this picture summed up parenting and he nodded 

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

#i
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cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

xhonk:

phantasmaldexterity:

raminxramen:

lewishaoki:

cincosechzehn:

clarkgreggnog:

Toy Story 4: THE ONE WHERE ANDY GREW UP TO BE ANDREW HUSSIE AND DREW MSPA ADVENTURES TO COPE WITH THE LOSS OF HIS CHILDHOOD

WAIT WHAT

*LOUD BRAKE SCREECH* WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT.

DO WE EVER KNEW ANDY’S LAST NAME?

HAVE WE EVER TOOK INTO ACCOUNT THAT ANDY IS A SHORT OF ANDREW.

*GASP*

MINDFUCK.

is that the TRIFORCE OF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

yes

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fallenangelcastiel:

batmanandbullwinkle:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

bowleggo-my-eggo:

hellolovegood:

Supernatural

Just watch it you won’t regret it. I promise. 

VIDEOS LIKE THIS JUST LEAVE ME IN AWE

DAYMN SON

DEAR WORLD, THIS is how you made a fan video. You EDIT TO the music. Well done. These are my favorites too.

RIGHT IN THE FEELS…BUT THIS IS AMAZING

coolman229:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

coolman229:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

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vanconcastiel:

titles-for-tangents:

conquerorwurm:

catp0rn:

cptprocrastination:

BABIES

THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS 

THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”

"Where are the beebies?"

"*mew*"

"Beebies!"

"Mew!"

I will never be truly happy until I have a bathtub full of kittens.