VALVE! you sneaky little…HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE?
I got this poster as a Christmas present from my boyfriend and in all the time I’ve had it, I only really looked at the pretty picture. Then today something caught my eye in the teeny tiny credits under the picture:

Wait…
and then I read the rest, they’re not really credits— It’s all a joke! Most of them are pretty clever too (but this is Valve we are talking about, so that goes without saying.) It reads:
starring CHELL, ATLAS, P-BODY, GLADOS, WHEATLEY, CAVE JOSNSON, FACT SPHERE, SPACE SPHERE, ADVENTURE SPHERE
Featuring ENORMOUS LEOPARD TURRET as THE ANIMAL KING
and introducing THE MOON as itself
assistants to Chell THE COMPANION CUBE AND RATMAN
support provided by LONG FALL BOOTS and HARD LIGHT BRIDGES
stunt coordinators ARIAL FAITH PLATES, THERMAL DISCOURAGEMENT BEAMS and MASHY SPIKE PLATE
mobility consultants REPULSION and CONVERSION GELS
screenplay by THE STORY SPHERE
story by THE ORACLE TURRET
original idea by INSPIRATION BOT
sound track by JONATHAN COULTON
workplace safety coordinator THE EDGELESS SAFETY CUBE
animatronics FRANKEN TURRET
props by POTATOES
set design THE ENRICHMENT CENTER
(my personal favorite:) catering IS A LIE
eggs provided involuntarily by THE BIRD
filmed entirely on location in SOURCE
special thanks to “CAROLINE”